Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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