I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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