Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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