Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
