hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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