hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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