Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.