no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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