trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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