sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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