Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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