? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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