I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Best friends brother. Beat that.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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