I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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