i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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