just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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