What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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