You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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