apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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