Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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