never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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