3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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