is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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