dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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