I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i dont even know how to be here
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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