I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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