i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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