is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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