Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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