I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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