The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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