I seem to have left my pride at pride
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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