i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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