so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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