she was so not down for the gang bang
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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