At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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