took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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