Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We are two peas in an std pod
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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