There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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