Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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