I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
