I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There's always time for handjobs
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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