What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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