It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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