Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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