i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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