forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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