Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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