Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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