So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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