He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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