Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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