On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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