dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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