That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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