you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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