what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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