i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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