Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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