oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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